little, but it’s never coming back; we feel it at the same time, turning to look at each other swallow our own little co-op of sick – the collective noun for sick is in fact a co-op – these are the things that drive us; if you feel something so viscerally that your body expels…
Diary of a Bacon Smuggler – Introduction, and then Part 1
Introduction: This diary was inspired by a comment conversation with one Lucy Brazier (hi Lucy! (these first few inceptive ramblings were kindly posted by Lucy on her blog back in the 20teens, but then they abruptly dried up…because I started learning the guitar? yeah that’ll do; I play the guitar you know! I still learn…
Jup Barrett is out there
and that’s more than good enough for me! here it comes Jupmeister…
testing testing…
fret ye not this is not a coronavirus post; just seeing if anyone’s there………. is anyone there?
On the seventh day
the big fella had a kip, but at the seventh part we stride forth with big, appropriately shoed strides, into the sridey future, into the night; though light has recently been invented it would be a shame to waste it; but light touches that which is known, it’s in the darkness where the adventure lies,…
I’ve made it to number six.
No I’m not talking about anything to do with the toilet: should anyone stumble over here and wonder where all the amazing stuff I’m writing at the moment is, well it’s not here. It’s over here. It’s like really good and that, it’s about bacon smuggling apparently though there ain’t a lot of it going on…
No Reply…
So…it’s been nearly a month now since I sent my letter to Walkers, and I’ve received no reply. What would a normal person do in this situation? I’ve no idea, but I sent another letter: Dear Walkers Consumer Services Department You don’t know me, but three weeks ago, having read a very pertinent piece of…
We love getting letters
So I read on the back of a crisp (potato chip) packet the other day that I could complain to Wakers Crisps if I wasn’t satisfied with their product (it was a Walkers crisp packet just so you know; it wasn’t Nik Naks trying to offload complaints to another company); I was satisfied, but I…
Laters Leonard Cohen
Here’s something I wrote a long old time ago; seems a good moment to dust it off… alternative lyrics to leonard cohen’s hallelujah alopecia i’ve heard there was a secret lotion that david applied in a circular motion but you don’t really care what he does, aleesha it goes like this the hooded pullover the…
No More Youtube Videos Consisting of Blank Visuals!
Originally posted on Trenton Babbage Enterprises:
? Take that blog post title gurus – you know who you think you are. Ever since starting this blog – the second time around – I’ve wanted the soundcloud thing to be shown rather than have to piss about with youtube…now I have managed it. And as a…
Welcome back Hatchet Carmichael
Here’s another old post all about Arthur; it’s his old About page, which I notice has been changed…I trust not because of Hatchet Carmichael’s disdain. Hatchet is a Tom Cruise lookalike (or at least thinks he is) who kindly agreed to read out some of Arthur’s posts…five points for whoever makes it to the end…and…
Coz Arthur said to…
…he said we should all do little gifs using lunapics; I don’t have the time so am putting an old one I did up instead. And as you all know, this blog was set up to honour the great man by having Tom Cruise lookalikes read a number of his posts, but did begin to…
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