Tom Cruise Lookalike Readers’ Biographies

In the drop-down list you will find self-read video biographies – or seleadvidographies – of all the Tom Cruise lookalikes used in the making of The Audio Tapes. They are a varied and interesting bunch, with not a few quirks dispersed amongst them.

If you would like anything read by any of the lookalikes featured then please don’t hesitate to contact me either by email – – or in the comments section, and I will be glad to discuss your requirements.

Thank you and Happy Listening!

Hatchet Carmichael

55 Comments Add yours

  1. I think I took a wrong turn somewhere… is there an emergency exit?

    1. In PMAO Audio Blog, no-one can hear you scream!!!!!!!!

      1. And you will… oh, you will…

  2. WilderSoul says:

    Where is the dropdown list? Somebody turn the liiights ooon!
    Exasperating man!
    (I like you!)

    1. If you just put your cursor over the page title but don’t press anything, it should drop down…I thought this was common knowledge…
      (Thank you…I like you too)

      1. WilderSoul says:

        oooooohhhhhh…. “In the dropdown list in the menu above…” Silly me, I was looking for “the dropdown list within the blogpost…” D’Oh!

        1. Do you have someone who looks after you?

        2. WilderSoul says:

          I wish. Are you offering?

        3. WilderSoul says:

          I got that one down pat.
          I mean Trenton.

        4. You can call me pat if you want…although I think Trenton sounds better…almost as good as WilderSoul!

        5. WilderSoul says:

          flattery pattery…
          Walls of Stone was a good aperitif..
          ready for a perfect dream next Mr Sandman!

        6. I liked Walls of Stone too; he’s a talented man that Arthur…I am but merely a conduit…be sure to tell him you like them too!

        7. WilderSoul says:

          Tell him I like him too? Sure. šŸ˜‰
          He said I love you, you know. (Perfect Dream)
          Lessons never learned is my favourite. So far. Can you keep that a secret? šŸ™‚

        8. Tell him you like the song; he’d like that; and just by interacting with him he’ll assume you like him so you haven’t really got to even say it!
          I am an expert at keeping secrets…notice how I haven’t answered your unanswerable question yet…

        9. WilderSoul says:

          Ok ok, I will tell him myself then o.O
          If that question is too hard for you (???) …
          “What can be sold that cannot be bought” is a lot easier. šŸ™‚

        10. Hey now! Don’t go making things easy! Just because I haven’t answered yet, doesn’t mean I’m not going to…

        11. WilderSoul says:

          hoh… and I thought it was a Secret!! šŸ˜‰

        12. ……………damn it all…I’m in catch 22…I may well give you the wrong answer, but you won’t know because it’ll appear so right.

        13. WilderSoul says:

          Have to watch out for those ones. They are worse than trees clapping in fallen forests!

        14. Or catching the clap from a fallen- anyway nevermind all that; have you still got sun? Where are you?

        15. WilderSoul says:

          NZ still has sun, for an hour or two… must go catch the dying rays… It is not sunny where I am typing… The cabbage was… interesting… Actually I loved the modelling.

        16. NZ…nice…I went there once for work…best three and a half day stretch in my entire life!
          I live for the pause before the word ‘interesting’.

        17. WilderSoul says:

          hehe.. thought you would like that.

        18. WilderSoul says:

          I have decided your blog definitely needs gatecrashing.

        19. WilderSoul says:

          (rubs hands together in glee…)

        20. WilderSoul says:

          Where are you anywhere? In America…?

        21. UK; I work nights which helps me confuse people.

        22. WilderSoul says:

          So is it about 5.30am there noo?

        23. 6.30am but thanks for playing.

        24. WilderSoul says:

          So, count forward 12 hours and back one, and that’s 5.30pm here tomorrow. šŸ˜‰
          Just checking I got it right, are you Thursday morning? We are Friday evening here.

        25. Nope, that’s 5.30pm there today…it’s Friday morning here…but thanks for playing.

        26. WilderSoul says:

          Ah no-one warned me… the world is smaller than I think. We are only twelvish hours apart, not almost 24! ?
          (hides head in shame) I am inviting people to gatecrash who may be close enough to peer into your window…! Except maybe not at this time of morning… Friday morning… (blush)

        27. If it was Thursday morning we’d be nigh on 35 hours apart…but I won’t rub it in…I’m too tired…and geography is not an obstacle on the wonder that is the internet!

        28. WilderSoul says:

          And history can be easily changed…

        29. WilderSoul says:

          Sleep well, and thanks for adding a bit of colour to my day!

        30. I’ve got half an hour of work left yet, then some kids to sort and then sleep…I’m aiming for nine (that’s in two hours time).
          And you’re welcome; I’ve enjoyed myself; I had a peruse of your blog and it’s a novel thing; I hope it’s doing you well.

        31. WilderSoul says:

          Trenton… nine kids? In two hours? That’s very quick work! No really, hope you sleep well in a couple of hours. I am back. And am renovating my blog, and then planning what to do with it next. It was intended to be a free online colouring book. And I am now wanting to make some money. o.O

        32. I don’t hang about.

          Your blog did seem to change yesterday quite dramatically between two viewings…I thought I’d gone mad.

        33. WilderSoul says:

          Not intended. To make you go mad? I thought you already were, (meant in the most positive and admiring way…!) I am very busy renovating and believe I have hit upon a winner. Sometimes a bit of hard work sleeping helps ideas to form…. šŸ™‚

        34. People grossly underestimate the work that can be achieved whilst the eyes are closed; well done with the winning!

        35. WilderSoul says:

          So true, so true! And thank you.
          Your site is looking as bright and yellow as I remembered it from last time…. šŸ™‚

        36. Yellow? Whatever do you mean?

        37. WilderSoul says:

          hehe, like the submarine!

        38. Ah…I have some yellow, but mostly it’s purple.

        39. WilderSoul says:

          oops – wrong person I think! I’m off now.

      2. WilderSoul says:

        You’re the first “I like you” of the day… and I feel all warm and fuzzy now!

        1. Warm and fuzzy is good…how many “I like you”s do you usually get on an average day?

        2. WilderSoul says:

          Zero, zilch, nada, nowt, none. And you?

        3. Nuts-and-funny are my daily bread. I’d imagine you get a fair bit of appreciation though judging by your blog?

        4. WilderSoul says:

          Always appreciated. šŸ™‚

        5. Well there’s a start; and you have your first “I like you”!

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