This question came in the other day from a Moreen Spitz who lives in Tampa Bay:-
“Hey Trenton, I’ve got a question for you! How long is a piece of string?”
I’ve asked Mrs Spitz to send me the piece of string in question so that I can measure it; as soon as it arrives I’ll let you know the outcome.
This question came in on August 16, 2013 at 5:08 am from behindthemaskofabuse who lives:-
“Hey Trenton, do you know anyone who owns a snake?”
“Yes…yes I do; I know a man called Eddie Pratt (true story), he has snakes and bearded lizards; and I know behindthemaskofabuse who owns a snake…and not a small one.”
This question came in on August 23, 2013 at 4:00 am from Linda Vernon who lives in the Bay Area:-
“This is a question I always ask: If you have seven oranges and you multiply them by zero you get zero oranges. Where did all the oranges go?”
You always ask that question? You must be an awesome party guest! In answer to your question…I ate three, I like oranges so thank you very much; one went to the tax man because they’d take the steam off a rotting corpse; one is travelling the universe looking for a word it rhymes with; one slid into an existential quandary after contemplating itself in relation to the colour bearing the same name; and one disappeared into a non-euclidean geometric plane once it ceased to become a theoretical question and was considered in a practical manner in three dimensional space.