Error 404 (Part 3) – and you need sound in order to read this

There came a loud and, what is presumably the projection of the knocker’s state of mind leading up to and including the knock therefore anthropomorphising it, anxious knock at B.’s door. B. looked through the spy hole and saw a person. This made sense. The man turned towards the spy hole and said, “Please let…

The Lost Video

. This may well be my last post for a little while so I thought I’d better thank Arthur for the Blog of 2013 the Year nomination; I know he’ll fully understand why I’m not doing the whole thing one does when one gets an award…even one this prestigious. Thanks Arthur, you’re the man…the good…

Error 404 (Part 2)

. “Yes, sir, you have three letters, and what looks like an application for a bank card.” B. ripped a corner from the offending application and placed it on his tongue. He stared the concierge in the eyes as the tongue was withdrawn and B.’s  jaw began to masticate. An even tempo. And then he…

dear mr browne

i went really rather deep tonight; i’m sure you know what that means, so i will not write what i was about to write; suffice it to say i had some very revealing thoughts

I’m Quitting…

. …my job, therefore I may very well have severely defunct access to the internet…therefore you may never hear of me again. This is probably not true. However, I must admit that the video wonder I had planned for Linda Vernon’s Drawing Lady looks like it will never be…yes, you may cry. In my last week…

Error 404 (part 1)

. “Good morning, Bank, Lucinda speaking, how may I be of service today?” “Hi. Lucinda. I’m having trouble getting money out-“ “May I take your name, sir?” “Umm, yes, my name is B. I tried to take some money out yesterday-“ “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t find your name on our database; could you…