No Reply…

So…it’s been nearly a month now since I sent my letter to Walkers, and I’ve received no reply. What would a normal person do in this situation? I’ve no idea, but I sent another letter: Dear Walkers Consumer Services Department You don’t know me, but three weeks ago, having read a very pertinent piece of…

We love getting letters

So I read on the back of a crisp (potato chip) packet the other day that I could complain to Wakers Crisps if I wasn’t satisfied with their product (it was a Walkers crisp packet just so you know; it wasn’t Nik Naks trying to offload complaints to another company); I was satisfied, but I…

Laters Leonard Cohen

Here’s something I wrote a long old time ago; seems a good moment to dust it off…   alternative lyrics to leonard cohen’s hallelujah alopecia i’ve heard there was a secret lotion that david applied in a circular motion but you don’t really care what he does, aleesha it goes like this the hooded pullover the…

Welcome back Hatchet Carmichael

Here’s another old post all about Arthur; it’s his old About page, which I notice has been changed…I trust not because of Hatchet Carmichael’s disdain. Hatchet is a Tom Cruise lookalike (or at least thinks he is) who kindly agreed to read out some of Arthur’s posts…five points for whoever makes it to the end…and…

Coz Arthur said to…

…he said we should all do little gifs using lunapics; I don’t have the time so am putting an old one I did up instead. And as you all know, this blog was set up to honour the great man by having Tom Cruise lookalikes read a number of his posts, but did begin to…

In defence of gun ownership – the right to bare arms

I was intrigued recently when I stumbled upon a study conducted by the University of Texas at Arlington relating to gun owners across the US. It’s clear that the current studies on gun ownership, and the relationships they show regarding gun crime, depend on the political bent of the studies’ benefactors. But this one is different; it…